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Volume XVIII, Issue CMVIII
Saturday, September 8th, 2018
Mayor Patrick Crane Dead!
The recently scandal shrouded Mayor Patrick Crane has died. His body was found in the Motel On 6 located Southeast of the city on highway 6. According to police it seems to have been an apparent suicide.
In a statement from his office the passing of Patrick Crane was described as “the unfortunate end to a life plagued with the stress of office and abuse of public opinions.” they go on, “He will always be remembered as strong and dedicated person who cared for the city, it’s citizens and for nature. Not the man portrayed in the end”
A memorial service is to be held in his honor on Saturday September 8 at 8pm. It will be held out front of city hall.
The City Council Sits down this coming Monday to sort out who will be Acting Mayor, a job that will be shortly lived as city elections loom.
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Bad food and risky health conditions that’s who. The Yellow Dog tavern has announced their days are numbered as the business sets to close its doors for good. Bottoming out at a half star on review sites and having lost several days of business due to closers for health code violations another long time Gimli small business dies out. With no way to recoop its loses or reputation in a timely manner the business cannot afford a sudden spike in rental costs from the property owners.
The last day of business for the establishment is set to be September 20th 2018.
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